"Can I get a photo of just you?"
"You can have 87 billion"
and then we had a photo shoot
when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up
Scary just got sexy
TAKING SELFIES WITH YOUR BESTIES
who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials
Are we not going to talk about the tape measure dude tho….wtf even?!?!?
I think these people came from Jack’s acting school on Will and Grace.
now THAT is a cool batman tattoo
(funfact: in russia the letter for ‘N’ is actually ‘H’ (so you read ‘HAHAHA’ but russians read ‘NANANA’))
i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors
"the other blue one"
I love Tumblr.
Lupita is the best!
One time in class we were talking about abortion and most of the girls talking were pro-choice and it was a generally calm discussion then one of the pro-life boys used the phrase
“if a girl is stupid enough to get herself pregnant in the first place-“
…he didn’t get to finish the sentence
im laughing so hard because of that gif.
Summary of Romeo and Juliet
ill never be happy
a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
imma dance with her
*dancin wit teh juliet*
AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
yeah its me hey wanna get married
dont you think its too soon
HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
rome and juli:
FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
ok fine ur married
WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
shut up mercutio *stab*
WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
*runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
no i have plan just go to mantua ok
FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
*goes home and drinks potion*
hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
*in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
*breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
but im sure she is
*yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
*grabs sword and stabs herself*
oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
*strokes montagues face* brother
PAVONI Couture Fall/Winter 2013
a gif like this doesnt come around but once every dynasty
Favourite line in all of Dinsey
If you ask me, I don’t think Destiel is actually going to become Canon.
AND THE AWARD FOR BEST USE OF A GIF IN THE HISTORY OF TUMBLR GOES TO ^^^
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