portentouscatastrophe:

bloodcaste:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

i

can’t

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

sethymiles:

I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”

changmin the apparent womanizer makes a comeback  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

and then later he looks like this

hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

camillekaze:

misssnewyork:

lordofthejohnlock:

sherlockspeare:

Wrong movie, darling.

I didn’t get it at first, but then I saw it…

OMG WRONG BLOG BUT STILL RLLY HOT

THIS IS THE SEVENTH TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST AND I JUST NOW REALIZED WHAT IS WRONG

spenceralthouse:

Always reblog.

whimsicalspecks:

akitron:

buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

 #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr

hellojongin:

cuddleswithhiddles:

sinner-of-envy:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Me as the leader of a group project..

The most accurate thing ever, oh my god.

Additional: 

me at work

supernaturalshakes:

basils-kite:

I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.

Accidental performance art: priceless

nearlycomatose:

We are one.

the-girl-who-laughed:

 

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

this is the greatest thing ever

live fast die young bad girls do it well